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Here’s what is going on inside of my head… 

You: Man, where is that lazy ass blogger anyway?

Me: Gawd, I am so lame that I can’t even manage a post. I write about work-life balance ALL the time, yet I can barely tread water this week. #fail

You: No seriously, I remember when she used to post all the time. I think I just saw a tumbleweed blow by. I FEEL NEGLECTED. #fail

Me: I suck. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Drool. ACK!

You: Hmmmmm, maybe I should break up with her and find a lovely new blog to love and cherish? Hmmmmm.

Me: OMG, they are going to break up with me. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Drool. ACK!

Me: Pie. Pie would help. Pie always help. It’s pie. It’s medicinal, right?

You: Sound pie advice. Just sayin’.

Me: Kind of you to agree about the pie, especially since I have been such a lame ass blogger.

You: Don’t get carried away, I still feel neglected.

Me: <Hangs head in shame. >

And scene. 

See ya outside my head soon! ~ The Grass Stain Guru 

Creative Commons License photo credit: GAPHIKER

 

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  1. Mr Uku
    September 16, 2011 at 8:04 AM | Reply

    Pie?
    And cake?
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  2. Bethe
    September 16, 2011 at 8:10 AM | Reply

    Uke: I will always go pie first. It’s just how I roll. x

  3. Bethe Almeras
    September 16, 2011 at 12:00 PM | Reply

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  4. Mr Uku
    September 16, 2011 at 12:04 PM | Reply

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  5. Bethe Almeras
    September 16, 2011 at 1:54 PM | Reply

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  6. Michele
    September 17, 2011 at 11:23 AM | Reply

    Pie would be good! And you are not lazy. Or lame. We love you whether you post or not. I’d rather hear you’re out having fun than posting! So I’m sad to hear that it’s work and not fun that’s keeping you away.
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  7. Bethe
    September 17, 2011 at 1:01 PM | Reply

    Awww, thanks Shel! x

  8. Carrie
    September 18, 2011 at 1:48 PM | Reply

    Hey I’m taking this as fair warning that there will be a fabulous pie recipe coming very soon ;)

    We all have those times when all the days attack at once… hang in there

  9. Bethe
    September 18, 2011 at 7:15 PM | Reply

    Ha — love that, Carrie. I do make a mean spice blueberry pie…not gonna lie. Thanks for the support!

  11. Zina
    September 19, 2011 at 10:07 PM | Reply

    Love your title and image. Don’t be so hard on yourself! We appreciate all you do. :-)
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  12. Bethe
    September 20, 2011 at 10:10 AM | Reply

    Thanks, Zina!

  13. Fran Simon
    September 20, 2011 at 6:42 PM | Reply

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