Here’s what is going on inside of my head…
You: Man, where is that lazy
ass blogger anyway?
Me: Gawd, I am so lame that I can’t even manage a post. I write about work-life balance ALL the time, yet I can barely tread water this week. #fail
You: No seriously, I remember when she used to post all the time. I think I just saw a tumbleweed blow by. I FEEL NEGLECTED. #fail
Me: I suck. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Drool. ACK!
You: Hmmmmm, maybe I should break up with her and find a lovely new blog to love and cherish? Hmmmmm.
Me: OMG, they are going to break up with me. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Drool. ACK!
Me: Pie. Pie would help. Pie always help. It’s pie. It’s medicinal, right?
You: Sound pie advice. Just sayin’.
Me: Kind of you to agree about the pie, especially since I have been such a lame
You: Don’t get carried away, I still feel neglected.
Me: <Hangs head in shame. >
See ya outside my head soon! ~ The Grass Stain Guru